Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Ode to Dogs

If you don't love dogs, I can't love you. Sorry. It's just the way it has to be. I can forgive your horrible music and stupid ideas about society but damn, if you can't get with the sublime joy of dogs, you should get to steppin'. 'Cause Papa ain't gonna have none of that. Ain't that right, Pinball?
PB: Woof!
EG: Who's a good puppy? Whoooooo's a good puppy?!
PB: Woof!
EG: That's right - uh oh!
(Pinball sits up, looks around, muffles a 'woof')
EG: Who is it? Who is it Pinball?
(Pinball runs to the window and barks)
EG: That's right. Get'em Pinball!
(Ed opens to the door and Pinball rushes out. Fade as Pinball jumps on the mailman, eats the mail, steals the truck, etc)

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