Sunday, September 4, 2011

A Fresh New Look For the Same Old Crap

Hey everyone (and I do mean "one". Hi Brian!)

Upon my return from yet another East Coast Adventure, I realized I'd completely neglected the Gravy. Not a post, not a picture, not even a comment on a comment. I must confess, I was too busy fooling with Facebook. I know! I know and you're right. I'm a fool and a whore. Lured by the ease with which I could upload pictures and then make a silly comment right there in the middle of it. I was seduced. Of course, I had to play by Facebook's rules which meant to get the right effect I would have to go in at night and redo everything (Getting a bold on Facebook means going to an outside website that messes up the formatting. And don't even talk to me about italics).

But I'm on to Facebook now. I know what it's good for. Like a slutty girl at a scummy bar, FB and I hooked up for some quick and dirty uploading. A snarky comment here, a picture or two there, the whole thing was over in a matter of minutes.

I'll not neglect the real online presence anymore. My true love. Though her name has changed and she's been around the domain address book a few times, she's still my Gravytrain.

I'm back, Baby. And it's just in time. October's coming...

Thursday, September 1, 2011


A twinge of Fall slips into the air, like a sliver of ice left in a glass of summer lemonade. We feel it as we take the sweater (just in case). We sense it when the animals start stowing their toys in the closet and under the couch. We know it because...we remember what Fall brings. The change. The Autumn. And...the evil...