Tuesday, December 29, 2009

NY TIMES HEADLINE: Al Qaeda Claims Responsibility for the Botched Bombing of Christmas Flight

Now, that's not real smart, is it? Shouldn't you distance yourself from Mr. Underpants Bomb? I mean, seriously guys, come on. Are you in this thing or not?

Friday, December 25, 2009

Post Up for Christmas, Y'all

Well, guess what? It's Christmas! Santa! Pecan Pie! Ribbons and bows! You've waited 364 days for it and here it is. So get to it.

Some quick Christmas facts:
1) Best Led Zeppelin Album - Presents
2) Best Christmas Metal Band - Sleigher
3) Most UnChristmas Album with a Real Christmas Title - 12 Inches of Snow
4) What the Christmas Moon Effects on Earth - The Yule Tide
5) How you end up when you OD on holly - Holidazed
6) Best Joke I Made Up Years Ago and Still Try to Work in at Every Holiday Party - "I made the mistletoe into a belt. Get me?"
7) Worst Thing That Ever Happened to Me for Telling That Joke - Progressively fewer Holiday party invitations.

Well, Christmas is for the children anyway.

Thursday, December 24, 2009


And then this happened. I blame myself.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


That dude from Krull goes crazy when his daughter is sold into Slavery in France. Payback meets Hardcore. It's good in a real "Shoot him in the eyeball!" kind of way. I'd say give it a look see. Especially since it's on HBO and don't cost nothin'.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Encased Meats in My Mouth

Hot Doug's is an awesome gourmet weenie joint in Chicago and it is everything you could ever want in a Chicago weenie joint and more. Once again, I blame Corey. If I die of a heart attack in Chicago, it'll be on Rittmaster's watch. I didn't take a picture because I promised myself no matter how bad it got I would never take pictures of weenies. Who knew my rule would rob you of a picture of my lunch?